Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

[NeonGTI]

p.s. STOP TALKING ON YOUR EFFIN CELL PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION.

[Steve4628]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

WTF!! Hope you got some info off that truck. Gotta love when the farmers are in town checking the cattle out and driving. Just like out here in olds when there is a farmers market.

[R_Ethug]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

wtf.. dude i hope you didn't get hit and ran..

praying you had insurance,etc so its all good again..

[VAG_Tech]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

Damn dude! that really sucks ass.

[Aleks]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

Ouch....traffic sucks in calgary right now!

[Silverfire]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

damn that sucks..poor golf

[Canadian Turbo]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

Ouch Sorry Glenn!

[NeonGTI]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

Oh yes the happiness still flows from my every pore.

Anyway, I was on 2nd st and 3rd ave and was behind Cletus in his Paw's farm plated truck (a chevy, of course) and I was signaling to turn right. Well the light goes green and he starts moving. At this point he is hugging the center line in our direction but once he gets mid-way through the intersection (I am certain he was across the perpendicular center-line) he realizes 'OOPSAY, IMA WANNA TERN HE-YAR' and cranks it over to the right. No signal and apparently no shoulder check. Of course at this point I have begun my turn.

He mashes his land barge in to me and squeezes the car a good 3 feet to the right against the curb and then backs me up about 18 inches. I heard the tire squeal up the curb then drop down again once the pressure against the car was released.

He then pulls over and gets out of his truck. Obviously he has some important oats and barley business to take care of because he didn't seem to think it was important to hang up his phone even after the collision.

Happily a cop van drove buy just a couple of minutes later and prevented me from clubbing him like a baby seal after he said 'Yew awl know thar ain't a dual tern thar. If yew just wawna pays me fer my damage in caysh that's owkay. Yew thank itsa more then a thousend dollars on yer car?'

"Dude, it's a european car you can barely get a wash and wax for a thousand bucks."

Four body pieces are buckled and scraped, two wheels have big chunks out of them, the drivers headline dome is scraped and the drivers side signal markers are all scraped up.

To top it off this morning my neck is stiffer than if I had gotten a Viagara stuck in my throat.

Hate.

[Davetronz]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

God dude...
And I was pissed of with the boulder some farmer beater shot at me going down deerfoot this morning which took 3 nice chips off my roof right before my sunroof :(

HATE

[James]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

'OOPSAY, IMA WANNA TERN HE-YAR'

ha.

[Mr. Burns]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

So this yokel thought it was your fault?? what a tool. Keep us posted with what happens.

[NeonGTI]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

So this yokel thought it was your fault?? what a tool. Keep us posted with what happens.

Oh indeed he did. I even have the pictures of the skid marks on the road where he pushed me over before I had even entered the intersection on what is technically a 2 lane road.

To top it all off last night a mosquito bit my ass while I was asleep.

Dammit it itches.

[LaDubDude]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

He thought it was YOUR fault? That's un-freaking-believable! How could a rational person drive over another car and not assume responsibility? That boggles my mind . . . AND he was on his cell?! For accidents with major damage out here, cops have been known to pull cell phone records, but usuallyonly when somebody is really hurt.

It's a good thing the cop showed up. It's impossible to argue with somebody that stupid. Good luck . . . and keep up the HATE!

[Mr. Burns]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

and keep up the HATE!

"I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you, but I hate your guts"

/Silky Johnson

[Davetronz]

Re: Happy Stempede you truck driving farm working yokel.

To top it all off last night a mosquito bit my ass while I was asleep.

Dammit it itches.

PWNED!!!