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  • I liked my car until . . .

    Somewhere - probably in a rubber room located in Germany - an automotive design engineer is:

    a) laughing maniacally

    b) sobbing uncontrollably because a bean counter decided to make the car 2cm shorter and not revise his headlight design (y'know . . . to save VWAG $$$ and alienate and anger at least one loyal customer - GRRRRRR!!!!)

    c) whispering something about battery clearance and not touching the bulbs . . . "Don't touch the bulbs . . . oh precious . . . the battery is too close . . . too close . . . hands too big . . . battery too close . . . "
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    "Let's see," the Jetta driver said to himself at 2:00pm. "If my shift starts at 3:15pm, that gives me about 30 minutes to do nothing, 15 minutes to shave, s--t, and shower (not necessarily in that order), 15 minutes to put in my SilverStars, and 15 minutes to take a nice rip around town in the daylight with my nice new beams."

    I took one look at the driver's side and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I know that it can be done, but if i have to work that hard, I'll take everything apart, change ALL the bulbs at once, clean everything I can, have a few beers and call it a productive afternoon - tomorrow. Maybe it won't look like such a PITA in better light out of the parkade, right?
    ___________
    Black 2001.5 Jetta WE Beast from the East
    I'd spend more time with my girlfriend, but she's only naturally aspirated.

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    Re: I liked my car until . . .

    remove the battery box use a worklight and you can do it.. your hands will prolly get scratched up tho

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    • #3
      Re: I liked my car until . . .

      Originally posted by Ryan
      remove the battery box use a worklight and you can do it.. your hands will prolly get scratched up tho
      Good call . . . more time for beers that way.
      ___________
      Black 2001.5 Jetta WE Beast from the East
      I'd spend more time with my girlfriend, but she's only naturally aspirated.

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        Re: I liked my car until . . .

        I changed my fogs without a problem in a couple minutes......are the rest of the headlights that much harder???? Oh, wait you guys have Jettas.....
        2006 Colorado Xtreme | AEM CAI | Walker exhaust | smoked glass | -1" dropped rear | Avic D3 | 8000K HID's
        2002 GTI 1.8t | C1 SS | Upsolute 94 oct | Brullen 2.5" DP | Supersprint catback | Poly mounts | 19" Privat's | FK 55 kit | Projector lights | EVOMS CAI
        2000 GSXR750 | Hindle Race exhaust | Telefonica replica | K&N intake | Custom ECU

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        • #5
          Re: I liked my car until . . .

          Originally posted by TurboMedic
          I changed my fogs without a problem in a couple minutes......are the rest of the headlights that much harder???? Oh, wait you guys have Jettas.....
          I think they are the same clearance but you also have small girly hands
          Name: Brent
          His: '04 TDI Golf Mods: None If it's smoken it ain't broken
          Family: '15 Jetta Sportwagon
          Fun car: '92 Blue Karmann Crabby Cabby Mods: Coils, front and rear swaybars, LED interior lights and some other old things.

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          • #6
            Re: I liked my car until . . .

            I have big hands........I just know how to use them better!
            2006 Colorado Xtreme | AEM CAI | Walker exhaust | smoked glass | -1" dropped rear | Avic D3 | 8000K HID's
            2002 GTI 1.8t | C1 SS | Upsolute 94 oct | Brullen 2.5" DP | Supersprint catback | Poly mounts | 19" Privat's | FK 55 kit | Projector lights | EVOMS CAI
            2000 GSXR750 | Hindle Race exhaust | Telefonica replica | K&N intake | Custom ECU

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            • #7
              Re: I liked my car until . . .

              Ok . . . major overreaction on my part. The lights weren't that difficult to swap out at all. A little tight on the driver's side, but it only took me about 12-15 mins total (and i took it really slow). Major difference with the SiverStars!
              ___________
              Black 2001.5 Jetta WE Beast from the East
              I'd spend more time with my girlfriend, but she's only naturally aspirated.

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