Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS:

What's for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
What did you DO all day?



SAFER:

Can I help you with dinner?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
What are you SO worked up about?
You know, they're are alot of apples left.
I hope you didnt over do it today.


SAFEST:

Where would you like to go for dinner?
WOW! Look at you!
Here's my paycheck.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
I've always loved you in that robe.


ULTRA SAFE:

Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some more wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

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Re: Hormone Hostage

Lol
Wow, thats are great advice for all men out there!!
Definatly need to keep those in mind