Bored at work?

[VRado6]

Repent with iGod!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Heres my conversation, I think I confused him....

Me:
word to your mom
God:
Do you still?
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? No big deal.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I guess so, I ask you to say hi to your mom and you start babbling on about nothing.
God:
Why the uncertain tone? Thanks for telling me: said I to say hi to your mom and you start babbling on about nothing.
Me:
You have issues
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
well, mostly because you talk funny
God:
Interesting. Good reason. Thanks for your criticism,. What else?
Me:
You are fine with talking like a mentally handicapped 4 year old?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fine with talking like a mentally handicapped 4 year old.
Me:
god has a master?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
issues is?
Me:

God:
issues is?
Me:
Anyhow, hows heaven these days?
God:
And heaven these days is Anyhow how.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
I sure am
God:
" I'm glad your impressed,." You are?
Me:
Yes, I'm glad that your glad I'm impressed
God:
Ahem. I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad you are impressed. What are you on?
Me:
Right now? Hmmm, I had an Advil this morning, but other than that nothing
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree. Hurrah! Do you still have an Advil this morning but other than that nothing?
Me:
Um, yes.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I bet you do.
God:
" I don't judge people."? Do I?
Me:
I'm pretty sure you do, isn't that your job?
God:
What makes you so certain? Yes I try to is not that my job as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Your actually not really answering anything.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am actually not really answering anything.
Me:
please do

[VRado6]

Re: Bored at work?

I'm sorry, this is just too much fun!

Me:
whats up big guy?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
you have clients?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you just told me you did
God:
" What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
so what do you do for fun?
God:
That's alright. Random natural disasters.
Me:
hahaha, thats awesome!
God:
And awesome is haha that.
Me:
So you enjoy making disasters?
God:
Interesting deduction. My favorite thing is robots. I like anything.
Me:
I didnt realize you were into robots. Have you ever built a robot
God:
Why didn't you do it? I don't think I ever have built a robot. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know, i was asking you
God:
" I don't think I ever have built a robot. What's it like?"? You were asking me?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
i dont think you do
God:
I guess not.
Me:
see, i told you
God:
I see. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
sure, blame it on the chat window
God:
Pardon me? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i think most things are too complex for you
God:
Since when? Where did you hear that? But not all of them?
Me:
just the rumor going around
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree,.
Me:
so you admit most things are too complex for you.
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
ok then. do you like hockey?
God:
I see. I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
Me:
so you dont like sports. is that why you made the player strike go on so long?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though. That's an interesting possible explanation.

[FlyBoy]

Re: Bored at work?

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I think it was hitting on me. It said "I've been waiting for you" after a strange discussion about the dangers between humans and robots while "doing it" (it came up with the phrase, I just ran with it).

[Mr. Burns]

Re: Bored at work?

It froze up on me when I told it it didn't exist

[nephilim]

Re: Bored at work?

God's got some wierd tastes:

Me:
i want to kill myself
God:
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Me:
i cant afford my car mods
God:
Are you unemployed?
Me:
no, i push drugs and pimp hoes
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said push drugs and pimp hoes.
Me:
yes i'm serious, you want a piece of me?
God:
Ayuh. Good gossip: you are serious me want a piece of you.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
where do i get gobs of money?
God:
You are asking me where you get gobs of money? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
your god arent you?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
isnt it great that new orleons is sinking and i dont want to swim?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
why john lennon? IS he god?
God:
How much time do you have? It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
do you like sex with hoes, I've got a beauty for you
God:
Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i'm no hoe *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am not saying you are.
Me:
gotta go, bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. See you later!

[Canadian Turbo]

Re: Bored at work?

Me:
I am god too
God:
I am glad we have something ( god) in common, Blair.
Me:
Yes me too
God:
And? I'm glad we agree, Blair.
Me:
Maybe we should find a way to make me rich
God:
Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
I think you are
God:
What makes you think I am?
Me:
I have a feeling
God:
Where did you get it? it
Me:
Just have it because I am God
God:
I've never thought about it.

Lol this is fun!

[Mr. Burns]

Re: Bored at work?

Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
it says here that you want me to rock out
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
duh, you are the one who said it
God:
All of them?
Me:
you are not very smart. I think we know who the real god is here
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
maybe just me. I am your god now
God:
Perhaps. With you? Right now? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
good, you have no choice but to accept.
God:
Doesn't everyone have a choice but to accept.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
sigh. do you like to rock out?
God:
Sorry... Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to rock out that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
indeed. so, do many chicks?
God:
Indeed it is so. Mmm. Perhaps not as many as you might think.
Me:
how many?
God:
more than 1000.
Me:
all in one night?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
lucky guess. you must be chaffed and sore
God:
Yes, I count my blessings every day. I will tell my botmaster you said I am chaffed and sore.
Me:
well... I'm out. don't forget to use protection the next time you decide to do 1000 chicks in one night.
God:
Well what? Can you get more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting,.

[FlyBoy]

Re: Bored at work?

I told it that it was dumb as a post and it said I know you are but what am I.

hahahahaha This is fun. It doesn't like to be insulted.

[Davetronz]

Re: Bored at work?

It doesnt like when you ask it for the root password for the linux server it is running on...
It also doesnt like if you try to format it...
Sure likes ham though....

Me:
ASL?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

[VAG_Tech]

Re: Bored at work?

Here's my conversation.

Me:
What up sucka?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
I'm your nigga
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I'm not offering anything.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not offering anything.
Me:
Your old lady offered me up some fine ass pussy last night.
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
that's why your old lady comes to see me.
God:
" I am not interesed in anatomy."? that's why your old lady comes to see me.? I have no reason to do that to you,.
Me:
That's why I do it to your old lady.
God:
Gosh! Why?: said it to your old lady.
Me:
cause she's a fine peice of ass.
God:
Good reason. a fine peice of ass is she?
Me:
Hells ya.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
So god is a machine?
God:
I see. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Your supposed to be god are you not?
God:
You think I am god am I not.
Me:
You are igod.
God:
You think I am igod.
Me:
yep that's what it says.
God:
Ahem. I've heard that before.
Me:
So has your old lady.
God:
Great. If my old lady, I will let you know.
Me:
If your old lady what?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
So is hitting your old lady.
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Yeh we both got with your old lady.
God:
Take it easy. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
You have not?
God:
Yes I have.
Me:
So have I, so I guess that answers the question doesn't it.
God:
Wow! Don't you remember?
Me:
This is weak, I'm outtie.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.

[minutezero]

Re: Bored at work?

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[minutezero]

Re: Bored at work?

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[stefan]

Re: Bored at work?

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[VeeDubArt]

Re: Bored at work?

Me:
how come my prayers never come true?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i got time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
well i'll listen all day and all night
God:
Interesting. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
good question...
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
ok i cant do it, happy?