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This is a public service message for Women to better understand
Men
BECAUSE I AM A MAN....
>>Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle
>> > with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. The CAA is not an
>> > option. I will win.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
>> > the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
>> > If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used
>> > to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers
>> > and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then
>> > drink beer and break wind as a form of holy communion.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
>> > soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a
>> > woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a
>> > problem.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries
>> > at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find
>> > exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the
>> > same thing.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
>> > insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just
>> > cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to
>> > put it back together.
>> > __________________________________________________ _
>> > Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
>> > hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss
>> > a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive
>> > by holding a calculator).....applies to engineers mainly.
>> > __________________________________________________ _____
>> > Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking
>> > about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or hockey. I have to
>> > make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
>> > mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about
>> > her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day
>> > is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up
>> > something for my mother, too.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
>> > Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if
>> > you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least
>> > remember the name and recommend it to others.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought
>> > what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair
>> > of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your
>> > hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will
>> > share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the
>> > cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do
>> > the rest...... like wandering around in the garden with a beer
>> > wondering what to do.
>> > ______________________________________________
>> >
Men
BECAUSE I AM A MAN....
>>Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle
>> > with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. The CAA is not an
>> > option. I will win.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
>> > the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
>> > If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used
>> > to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers
>> > and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then
>> > drink beer and break wind as a form of holy communion.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
>> > soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a
>> > woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a
>> > problem.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries
>> > at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find
>> > exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the
>> > same thing.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
>> > insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just
>> > cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to
>> > put it back together.
>> > __________________________________________________ _
>> > Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
>> > hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss
>> > a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive
>> > by holding a calculator).....applies to engineers mainly.
>> > __________________________________________________ _____
>> > Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking
>> > about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or hockey. I have to
>> > make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
>> > mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about
>> > her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day
>> > is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up
>> > something for my mother, too.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
>> > Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if
>> > you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least
>> > remember the name and recommend it to others.
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought
>> > what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair
>> > of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your
>> > hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
>> > _______________________________________________
>> > Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will
>> > share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the
>> > cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do
>> > the rest...... like wandering around in the garden with a beer
>> > wondering what to do.
>> > ______________________________________________
>> >
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