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Ford vs. God
Ford thinks about it, and says, -I want to hang out with God himself
So, The befuddle St. Peter takes Ford to the throne room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God,
-When you invented woman, what were you thinking?
God asks, what do you mean?
-Well, says Ford –You have some major flaws in your invention:
1- There’s too much front end protrusion,
2- It chatters way too much at high speeds,
3- Maintenance is extremely high,
4- It constantly needs repainting and refinishing,
5- It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 days out of every 28 days,
6- The rear end wobbles too much,
7- The intake is placed too close to the exhaust,
8- The headlights are usually too small,
9- Fuel consumption is outrageous,
-Just to name a few…
-Hmmm… replies God, - Hold on just a minute.
God goes over to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
In no time the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford and says,
-It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention then yours.
Ford thinks about it, and says, -I want to hang out with God himself
So, The befuddle St. Peter takes Ford to the throne room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God,
-When you invented woman, what were you thinking?
God asks, what do you mean?
-Well, says Ford –You have some major flaws in your invention:
1- There’s too much front end protrusion,
2- It chatters way too much at high speeds,
3- Maintenance is extremely high,
4- It constantly needs repainting and refinishing,
5- It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 days out of every 28 days,
6- The rear end wobbles too much,
7- The intake is placed too close to the exhaust,
8- The headlights are usually too small,
9- Fuel consumption is outrageous,
-Just to name a few…
-Hmmm… replies God, - Hold on just a minute.
God goes over to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
In no time the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford and says,
-It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention then yours.
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