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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Calgary, Alb., who has a steady flow of
customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a
suburb of Bragg Creek, and one of my sisters, who lives in Shawnessay, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Cochran.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Orillia for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in New Brunswick and is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiance and
look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Toronto Maple Leaf fan???
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Calgary, Alb., who has a steady flow of
customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a
suburb of Bragg Creek, and one of my sisters, who lives in Shawnessay, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Cochran.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Orillia for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in New Brunswick and is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiance and
look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Toronto Maple Leaf fan???
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
If it's smoken it ain't broken
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