I purchased the maple moose chips because I am a big fan of maple and the moose cartoon on the bag was kind of funny. Imagine my surprise when I ate these.
I spat them out right away the first time I tried them because I was sure they must have gone bad. After some searching I discovered the flavor is supposed to taste like that, moose flavor.
I don't know what kind of taste testers let this abomination go into production but they must have just tested 3 day old dead raccoon flavor chips before. That would explain how they thought this was comparatively a good flavor. Thankfully I don't have 3 day old dead raccoon chips, which has the unfortunate effect of making the maple moose chips the dubious honor of one of the worst flavors I've ever eaten, and I've eaten fresh octopus ink, raw snake and viper ice cream.
I spat them out right away the first time I tried them because I was sure they must have gone bad. After some searching I discovered the flavor is supposed to taste like that, moose flavor.
I don't know what kind of taste testers let this abomination go into production but they must have just tested 3 day old dead raccoon flavor chips before. That would explain how they thought this was comparatively a good flavor. Thankfully I don't have 3 day old dead raccoon chips, which has the unfortunate effect of making the maple moose chips the dubious honor of one of the worst flavors I've ever eaten, and I've eaten fresh octopus ink, raw snake and viper ice cream.
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