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    Ever notice that when your car is clean, ppl drive strangely around you? And not a good strange like watching Perfect Strangers...

    It's a bad strange! They tailgate you.. Or they drive really really close when they pass you. Or they drive slowly beside you then pass you real quick. Or at a stop light, they'll put up an inch from your rear bumper.

    And in parking lots, people will walk closer to your car. They'll practically rub their pant leg on your bumper when they walk by your car. Are people subconsciously attracted to clean cars?

    I do observe that a clean car subconsciously brings out the re-tards in people.

    On that note, I just ate a double meat seafood sub from subway. If you don't hear from me again, I died.
    D.J.
    Turbo SVT Focus
    Audi S4 Stage 3++++++

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    Re: Ever notice...

    just pee on them next time they walk near your car
    Don't Panic, I'm Hispanic

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    • #3
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      maybe by having a clean car and wanting to keep it clean after just washing it makes you subconsciously pay more attention to the terrible drivers out there??

      not going to lie but that sounds like a summary of my drive to work/school everyday regardless of how clean/dirty my car is

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by popp View Post
        just pee on them next time they walk near your car
        i'm stuck with that for ever hey? lol
        D.J.
        Turbo SVT Focus
        Audi S4 Stage 3++++++

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by aliencurv View Post
          i'm stuck with that for ever hey? lol
          You did it admit it fairly early in the evening and I detected a strong sense of pride too

          Try driving a clean R8 if you want to experience weird behaviour
          Blair
          Former Cars: '12 Fiat 500, '10 VW GTI, '05 Smart Fortwo, '96 VW Jetta GLX, '02 VW GTI 337.........

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Canadian Turbo View Post
            You did it admit it fairly early in the evening and I detected a strong sense of pride too
            it was a warning. don't stand too close
            D.J.
            Turbo SVT Focus
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            • #7
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              whats worse is driving a car that is arrest me blue with staggered wheels and HID's.

              I swear my car is like a magnets for other idiots in cars to drive like monkeys near it.


              No i dont want to race you on deerfoot, i just want to go to ikea in peace dammit!
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by RONDAL View Post
                whats worse is driving a car that is arrest me blue with staggered wheels and HID's.

                I swear my car is like a magnets for other idiots in cars to drive like monkeys near it.


                No i dont want to race you on deerfoot, i just want to go to ikea in peace dammit!
                i love lamp

                i also hear you. i downloaded all 23 james bond movies. maybe that will give me an idea.. smoke screen. or nails. or lasers! or, hot chicks in my bed and i won't need to drive.
                D.J.
                Turbo SVT Focus
                Audi S4 Stage 3++++++

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                • #9
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                  unrelated. i think i developed morals last night.
                  D.J.
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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by aliencurv View Post
                    unrelated. i think i developed morals last night.
                    Now that sounds like an interesting story!
                    Blair
                    Former Cars: '12 Fiat 500, '10 VW GTI, '05 Smart Fortwo, '96 VW Jetta GLX, '02 VW GTI 337.........

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ever notice...

                      Please share. hahaha
                      Patryk
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by aliencurv View Post
                        unrelated. i think i developed morals last night.
                        April fools is on the 1st DJ
                        Don't Panic, I'm Hispanic

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                        • #13
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                          Hahaha, Ikea in peace. I once watched my best friend and his girlfriend go Chernobyl in Ikea.

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                          • #14
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                            every notice that when your iq is above 10, everyone you meet has an iq of 9
                            D.J.
                            Turbo SVT Focus
                            Audi S4 Stage 3++++++

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                            • #15
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                              ugh There are so many dumb ppl out there. I had a conversation with an older gentleman who said all the v8's he grew up with made 1,000 hp. He also said he was an engineer, so I asked if he had his own train.

                              But you'd think by that age you'd stop lieing. Does he REALLY believe that his cars made 1,000 HP?
                              D.J.
                              Turbo SVT Focus
                              Audi S4 Stage 3++++++

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