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[Bergo]

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I thought this was pretty cool. Some of the most famous race tracks and their sizes relative to each other.



Full size image: http://www.speedhunters.com/wp-conte...cetrackmap.jpg



http://www.speedhunters.com/2014/04/...cks-big-small/

Figured maybe someone here would be interested, but a few people from another forum I frequent, myself included, are having this image plasma cut into steel for an art project. Finished product will be 4' wide in an acid dipped finish, all track names engraved into the metal. I"ll try to remember to post a pic of the finished product when I receive it a few weeks form now.

[Drewlikecrazy]

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[Lance]

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LOL that guy is a car guru. Good troll video

[graham_f]

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A4 with s4 swap... check out the engine bay pic

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/c...ationFlag=true

[stefan]

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Sad Audi...




More info!
http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/gaping-hol...ding-1.1838043

[witchcraftz]

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I hope insurance will cover it!

[stefan]

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Update from Twitter....

[stef2.7t]

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I don't know if it's a repost, but it's an oldie and a goodie. Turn the speakers WAY up!

[stefan]

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Less disturbing that the Saudi drift videos... but pretty close on the stupid scale.

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/sauditire2

[Natty54]

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Less disturbing that the Saudi drift videos... but pretty close on the stupid scale.

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/sauditire2

lol wtfff

[FlyBoy]

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The Gunfighter from Eric Kissack on Vimeo.

[The dude]

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Nice video of an old porsche ripping around LA at night

[witchcraftz]

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Men's Rules (that women should know)

1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

3. When we say we are not thinking about anything, we are really not thinking about anything. It's a men superpower.

4. Weekend = lazy. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

5. We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently or they will be forgotten.

6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. Yes, your car does need an oil change once a while.

8. Most guys own 5 pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 50, would look good with your dress?

9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

13. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

14. Don't ask us if we think you're fat, We've been tricked before!!

15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Let us oogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say before we do the wrong thing.

19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, farts, tits or action movies.

27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's some action flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

28. Shopping is as exciting for us as monstertrucks are for you.

29. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

[BaggedGLI]

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Flying a drone into fireworks....

[stefan]

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Full drone fireworks video