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      Don't know if this was posted yet but here it is anyway!

      VW Superbowl commercial:

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        ^ love it
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          Scott
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            hahaha that VW commercial is Awesome. Tyler, Colin, Pat, Someone, ANYONE, show that to JP!!!
            Patryk
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              Love this one too...

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                and this one

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                  The R32 guys might enjoy this:

                  for sale: R32

                  "Alright ladies and gents , take a seat , no not that standard everyday computer chair of yours, You'll need something better, walk into your lounge room and take a seat on that leather recliner u have, take your shoes off, loosen that belt and prepare yourself , as this is the last time YOU will ever be called Nancy boy behind your back.

                  Man has conquered Everest, been down to the great depths of the ocean, soared through the sky's , dune buggied on the moon but nothing has come close to mans greatest frontier, a 2004 Volkswagen golf r32 in silver.

                  Are you a man? better yet are you a mans man? (or woman). Then this is the car for you, it goes fast , like real fast, like you've woken up at 8.45am and you have a 9am appointment 40km away in the city kinda fast. And who doesn't like going fast? grandmas, That's who. Are you a grandma? yes? than stop any more embarrassment and read no further. No? Then you need this car.

                  Whats it drive like you say? well for one it handles like a junior friggn executive CEO of some big ass law firm, Like going side ways? Well your looking in the wrong section, go look at some skyline or other pansy sh*$ box car to do your sideways action in, This machine is all wheel drive like some crazy Pikes Peak rally car.

                  Doors? There's only 2, 1 for you and 1 for that hot sexy bi%$# who will no doubt be fighting to keep you, after all, a car like this will have ladies lining up for you to pick and choose at your will.

                  Manliness? All previous owners of this car had beards FACT! This thing oozes it.

                  I get it, you're busy (probably wearing that Armani suit coz u like fine things), I'm Busy
                  lets not waste time, i know you want this , so call me now, or send me a message , ill send you one right back, That's how this works.."

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                    "British singer Sivu went inside an MRI scanner and sang repeatedly for 2 to 3 hours to make this music video. The result is bizarrely hypnotic. At the very least it’ll make you suspicious of your tongue."

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                        Patryk
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                        91 BMW 340is ///M-Tech II - Under construction
                        08 VW .:R32
                        04 Audi A4 Avant 1.8TQ

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                          HAHAHA that made my day EPIC PENIS

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                            never gets old

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                              Originally posted by danaldson View Post
                              HAHAHA that made my day EPIC PENIS
                              Too bad it's fake. Any time you turn caps lock on it turns off autocorrect.
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                              2004.5 Jetta GLI
                              2005 Audi Allroad

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                                Originally posted by BaggedGLI View Post
                                Too bad it's fake. Any time you turn caps lock on it turns off autocorrect.
                                aww lame then.....

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