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[witchcraftz]

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[BaggedGLI]

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THE GYNAECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the
Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an
outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my
entire career".

[VwSweetHeart]

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Lol

That's awesome Colin!!!

[asp gti]

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haha i might have to add that to my joke stable lol

[asp gti]

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i love this!

[Danaldson]

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haha thats awesome^

[Natty54]

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I love that spare tire pic!

[MechEngg]

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^^^
I thoroughly enjoyed that!

[CGY_GTI]

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Ad for a 1996 Volvo 850 wagon

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ450940615

Sexy station wagon? OH YEAH!


Let me start off by saying this sports car is only available for purchase by an individual with the proven ability to handle attractive things. Born in 1996 in Pilkington Sweden this international machine of mystery immigrated to Canada and has never stopped putting out the vibe and taking down phone numbers. Blessed with an amazing ability to stick to the road like on rails, an engine humm that could put a baby to sleep (even has a built in car seat in case you want to try it out), tilt and telescopic steering wheel that makes you feel like an astronaut, a sport mode in case you want to race that Ferrari off the line, and body curves that make super models jealous. This car will absolutely be the coolest thing on the road in 2030.

My price on this sexy international jet setter is an incredibly low $3300, but I'll entertain sophisticated offers. And by sophisticated, I mean that at a minimum I would expect a bottle of scotch, cuban cigars and a leather bound book to be part of the deal.

And if all that wasn’t enough I’m throwing in a pair of cool shades to sweeten the deal. That’s right! Cool shades so that when you’re driving this sports car around people don’t think you stole it.

P.S. If you aren't convinced that Volvo's are amazing just listen to what someone with the first initial “J” last name Iginla has to say:

“Volvos are so under estimated. Volvos are stylish, they are luxurious, they are performance cars, they are family cars, they are safe cars, they are reliable cars! They are everything anyone could want in a car.”

[krchnv]

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[ubermason]

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http://http://www.motorauthority.com...borghini-video

[ubermason]

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opps http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1...borghini-video

[Danaldson]

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at first i was like wtf, but he did a good job of it lol:
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...DIY-2-Lift-kit

Vortex never dissapoints. especially the mk4 neck of the woods. ps, matching hoodie.

[Natty54]

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[BaggedGLI]

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