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[BaggedGLI]

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And for schitzen giggles

[R_Ethug]

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the car jump is amazing

[Stonewall]

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[JRP]

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[Wildfire]

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Saw this on Vortex, made me laugh. Car prank fail vid. http://izismile.com/2010/08/23/car_p...one_wrong.html

[RONDAL]

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Hhahahahaha

[RONDAL]

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zach galifinakis between ferns. so bloody funny.
watch the whole series of them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83I_rQUbw8c

[Wildfire]

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Two drivers driving along a road looking for a place to stop and have a picnic.
The first driver says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other one says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."
They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.
All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.
The second driver says, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?”
The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”
The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”
So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”

You Know You Have Too Much Power When:

You can't drive your car in the rain
Your "significant other" is afraid to drive your car
You are afraid to drive your car
You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office
You go to the petrol station every time you go for a drive
The cost of tyres is concerning you
You wake the neighbours up every time you start the car


Don't Say This To The Traffic Police

Thanks Officer! That's great. The last officer only gave me a warning as well!
Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
Sorry Officer, I was trying to keep up with the traffic, Yeah I know they are miles ahead of me, but that's how fast they got away from me!
No, I don't know how fast I was going. The needle stops at 180 mph
Wow! you must have been going some to catch me up?
Sorry officer, I didn't know you where behind me all that time, I was having to focus on what was in front of me because of the speed I was going

[Wildfire]

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[R_Ethug]

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happy friday!








this one is for alex

[R_Ethug]

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this is too good also

[Canadian Turbo]

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[stefan]

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11210846

this dudes a little crazy.

[Canadian Turbo]

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[boostedmk4]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkW-EAkClbE