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[MusicalGenius]

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An ice cream maker boasted that he could make ice cream in any flavour that anyone could think of. So another guy challenged him to make pussy-flavoured ice cream.
The ice cream maker said, "Come back in a couple of days and I'll have it made."
Two days later, the guy who made the challenge shows up at the ice cream parlour and asks to taste the new flavour. The*ice cream maker scoops a big dollop of ice cream on a big cone and offered it up for tasting. The challenger took one taste and said, "Jesus. This tastes like ****." The*ice cream maker replied, "You took too big of a lick."

[VWSM]

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Polite Way To Pee...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.'
'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?'
'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.''
The teacher fainted.

[MusicalGenius]

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That was excellent!

[BaggedGLI]

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What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender!

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A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.

The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."

The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?"

The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."

The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."

She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."

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A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."

The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests."

[MusicalGenius]

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I especially liked the booking agent.

[MusicalGenius]

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http://jalopnik.com/387273/norwegian...ifting-masters

[R_Ethug]

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ahhaha! there is a video on youtube of an allroad doing the same thign

[MusicalGenius]

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It was just awesome, when I saw it the first time. Just leisurely drifting a traffic circle, oh a car? Okay I'm done.

[R_Ethug]

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i don't get it

[MusicalGenius]

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He was always yelling …

Another of that makeup licking dog.

[onepointeightdub]

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My university days... This is the pub to go to for university students back when it was still open in Edmonton.

See videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRmh_D69OEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3X5ULtOPXQ

One of the players is Tom (stripe sweater) my floor coordinator back in the day of living in the dorm. Anyone up for quarters?!

[MusicalGenius]

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Kings of quarters, hah hah!

[calgarydub]

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THIS DOG IS BETTER


AND FINALLY

[R_Ethug]

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LOL at the tape!!

the chrome lambo is just sick tho

[MusicalGenius]

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I really liked the sinkhole, and fake blood. Hah.

Oh Entourage.