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[VwSweetHeart]

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Here's another funny video. It's about 7 mins long.

Watch closely at about 1:18..Notice the car??? lol
Enjoy!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927354

One More...
This guy has the moves!! hahaha
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927643

[VWSM]

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Doctor: What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.

Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

[onepointeightdub]

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[MusicalGenius]

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At 1:07 the smoke starts pouring out of the wheel wells. I have a feeling that clutch won't last long either. All I can say is wow. Just wow.

[BaggedGLI]

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[boostedmk4]

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


hahahahahahaha

[MusicalGenius]

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[boostedmk4]

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[stef2.7t]

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Not too sure how many play golf here, but here is some golf related jokes....

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

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A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball."
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," the partner says. "You'll never hit her from here."

[R_Ethug]

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[MusicalGenius]

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WOW! Dish much?

[longsock]

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http://dicktowel.com/

[Canadian Turbo]

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They are not as bad here but in response to those annoying stick figure stickers on cars...

[R_Ethug]

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the dick towel is from sunny in philly (best show ever btw)

[VwSweetHeart]

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http://dicktowel.com/

LMFAO!!! That towel is awesome!!!!
Perfect Valentines gift for the man!! haha