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[VwSweetHeart]

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hahaha thats awesome!!

[boostedmk4]

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The man is a geinus

[MusicalGenius]

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WIN!!! So full of it, pain almost occurred.

[MusicalGenius]

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[VWSM]

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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the

Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping

to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old

Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need

water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want

to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than

that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,

you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

"Your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie!!!!"

[boostedmk4]

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that
he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

[Stonewall]

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[turbomeyers]

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lol ... "belive me when i say your blackberry's gay"

[MentalSideArm]

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[MusicalGenius]

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Wow.
Construction guy has skeelz.

[Stonewall]

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No wonder houses take so long to build. If they would actually use it for measuring they would likely turn out better too

[R_Ethug]

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haha i love the iphone video.. makes me want to buy that tpain autotune app now hahahahah

[turbomeyers]

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i got it

[MusicalGenius]

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New Jetta MKVII!!!



Test mule? Hah hah!

[stefan]

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