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[VWSM]

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You may be a Taliban, if..."



10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

6. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

5. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..

4. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


1. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[VWSM]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNy...ayer_embedded#

[Stonewall]

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[Canadian Turbo]

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This one is funny because it is true!

[MusicalGenius]

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Jesus man. This sh*t is getting out of hand. Hah hah, man effing Twilight.

By the way, if you're male and you like Twilight you're gay. I don't mean that in a derogatory manner, I mean you'd like to nuzzle your testicles up to Edward Cullen's.

[R_Ethug]

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lol i saw new moon last weekend.. it was slow as hell.. could have been tons better.. way over hyped thats for sure

i guess 3,4 are supposed to be good and less tweeny.. who knows

true blood is where real vamps live

[MusicalGenius]

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http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

[Yasek]

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[VWSM]

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.

Women are like phones, They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

[onepointeightdub]

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Don't know if it's been posted but this thread's a winner LMAO

"I just ran out of windshield washer so I bought a gallon of Antifreeze... After I filled up the tank, I realized this wasn't a windshield washer liquid. It says;
PEAK READY USE 50/50 Pre-Diluted Antifreeze & Coolant. the liquid is greasy...
I know this won't harm my car but I really need to get rid of this fast.... I'm leaving for vacation tommorow morning... any of you know how I could empty this thing fast???"

Link

[R_Ethug]

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[VWSM]

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FIVE MAN RULES FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

[VWSM]

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http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf

[bonfire]

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Wrong Hole anyone?

[BaggedGLI]

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Oh man.