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[VWSM]

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http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

It's one of those songs you keep hearing over and over..
OPEN AT OWN RISK.

[onepointeightdub]

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http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

It's one of those songs you keep hearing over and over..
OPEN AT OWN RISK.

you ain't lying

[gaffer]

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Happy Halloween.

http://notverytalented.com/2009/10/2...een-dance-fai/

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[nordex]

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Drunk EWOKS punk Today Show

[VWSM]

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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had
scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,
but he couldn't find a quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching Fox News he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan.


In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghani Muslim
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight
into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another
hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he
threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to
get this guy the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"


So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghani
is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom,"
he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"


"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the
greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."


"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister
in the house so she doesn't get raped!"


The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making
us move to Chicago!"

[MusicalGenius]

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HAHA! Nice one Paul.

[Yasek]

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2003

(Dirty lyrics)

Classic oldie

[VWSM]

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2003

(Dirty lyrics)

Classic oldie

I just blew milk out my nose.

[BaggedGLI]

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[P Arkus]

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AHAHAHAHA awesome!!!

[VWSM]

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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

[onepointeightdub]

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What does a lexus super car need to finish a race? Answer a VW..

Watch the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMkpdLPt2KU

[VWSM]

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fu-k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"






Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car
comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the
Chauffeur:


'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it
was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies:

'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whisky, the
wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'

[R_Ethug]

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[MentalSideArm]

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NIPPLESTACHE!!!