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SEATTLE - A Washington state man who tried to kill a spider using a makeshift blowtorch managed instead to set his house on fire, causing $60,000 worth of damage, Seattle fire officials said on Wednesday.
The man told investigators that he spotted a spider in the laundry room of his West Seattle rental home on Tuesday night and tried to kill it using a lighter and a can of spray paint, according to Seattle Fire Department spokesman Kyle Moore.
The spider crawled into a hole in the wall, and the man, who was not identified but was described as being in his 20s, followed it with the blowtorch, setting the room ablaze, Moore said.
The man attempted to throw water on the growing fire, but the flames spread quickly to the attic and tore through the roof. The blaze ripped through the home, causing $40,000 worth of damage to the building and another $20,000 of damage to the contents.
"There were giant clouds of smoke just pouring out of the windows," neighbour Kaitlin Sharp told KIRO-TV.
Both the man and his mother, with whom he shared the rental home, have been displaced, authorities said. The man was not facing criminal charges and the fire was considered accidental, Moore said.
"He has to live with the fact that he set fire to the house he was living in," Moore said, adding that it was unlikely the spider survived the blaze.
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Flying a drone into fireworks....
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Men's Rules (that women should know)
1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
3. When we say we are not thinking about anything, we are really not thinking about anything. It's a men superpower.
4. Weekend = lazy. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
5. We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently or they will be forgotten.
6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
7. Yes, your car does need an oil change once a while.
8. Most guys own 5 pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 50, would look good with your dress?
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
13. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
14. Don't ask us if we think you're fat, We've been tricked before!!
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
16. Let us oogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say before we do the wrong thing.
19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, farts, tits or action movies.
27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's some action flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
28. Shopping is as exciting for us as monstertrucks are for you.
29. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.Leave a comment:
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Nice video of an old porsche ripping around LA at night
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Less disturbing that the Saudi drift videos... but pretty close on the stupid scale.
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I don't know if it's a repost, but it's an oldie and a goodie. Turn the speakers WAY up!
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