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[MusicalGenius]

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Where's Godzilla?

[BaggedGLI]

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[Lo)2enz0]

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http://www.break.com/index/insurance-scam-fail-2194267

[longsock]

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[JRP]

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I don't have time to deal with this...I'll split the money with whoever goes to Nigeria for me.

Dear beneficiary,

Regarding your retrieved fund file#MO 65321-FGN82/660

This is to officially inform you that your $5.5million
dollars contract fund which has been delayed by the corrupt
official Bank of Nigeria has been ordered for its immediate
release by the Debt Management Office (DMO); This is an
agency of the Foreign Asset Control under the auspices of
the Federal Ministry of Finance of Nigeria. Your fund has
been deposited to the External Debt Recording & Settlement
Department of Debt Management Office.It took us time after
much review and scrutiny to contact you because of the
re-shuffle of staffs going on in the organization, to get
good and quality dispersion of services and also to create
an excellent impact of trust worthy, transparency and
sincerity on the body of the organization that has being
damaged by hoax and fraudulent officials for the past years.


The US department of Justice and the US department of
treasury have given the Federal government of Nigeria a
mandate to pay all the foreigners whose inheritance/contract
fund has not been remitted to him or her. The Federal
Government of Nigeria in an agreement with the international
monetary fund organization gave an instruction for us to
inform you of this new development.


For due processing of your fund release, you must contact us
not later than 30th of October 2011 after this date, all
funds will be returned to the Federation account as
unclaimed fund. Reconfirm the bellow information for a safe
delivery of your fund:

1. First Name:
2. Middle Name:
3. Last Name:
4. Home Phone Number:
5. Cell Phone Number:
6. Home Address:
7. Date of Birth (mm/dd/yyyy)
8. Driver's License/ Passport Copy:
9. Marital Status:
10. Current Employer Name:
11. Position/Title:

N.B: Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this strictly confidential from public notice
until your claim has been processed and your money
delivered. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming or unscrupulous acts by unknown entrant. for
quik response send the required information to this email:
unclaimedfund.dmo.ng.gov@live.com


We await your response shortly.


Best Regards,

Prof. Joseph Ifeka
Director of External
Debt Recording & Settlement Department of
Debt management office of Nigeria
Direct line: +234 702 660 9808

[Mattie]

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[MusicalGenius]

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Now that's winning!

[nismodrifter]

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The lULZ

[Canadian Turbo]

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[longsock]

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[longsock]

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http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/prot...d-printer.html

[VanDamage]

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^ That is so cool!!

[longsock]

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So I scanned her body and came back with a clean registry.
Even though I'm an IT guy who failed science, i know her and I could have some chemistry

But I am just a 1.0 port and she's a super-fast USB. And even though I set my sights at 1080p, and im connected to her heart with wifi and 3g.. Ill never be able to download all of her static beauty. and even if she shuts me down, she'll never be cleared from my memory...

I should remote over to her.. but what if she thinks I'm some weird stalker..
Cause I'm not the best talker and what if she's equipped with a new-age popup blocker. Or we don't compute, annd I get put on Mute.. Man I wish google maps could have given me a better route...a

Maybe I should just Power Point and show her I can Excel at Word and that I got a positive Outlook... and remote assist her heart so I can .com.. all over her face.. book.

****.. I really wish I could execute a script that told me what to do; like how to Overclock her CPU or invite her back to myspace so she can google my yahoo.
And wake up early in the light of the day and just plug-n-play.. plug and play. And god damn my memory full of ram and ram. And never keeping score.. then maybe take me to her daddy's house to meet her motherboard.

Ohh man this lady is powering me on, making me feel so alive..
She's slowly turning my floppy disc, into a 1 million TB Hard drive.
Cause Yes.. I'll say it again, cause I want it to be known.
This chick is totally giving me a new, shiny white.. iBone

I just wanna Hack into her pants and give her a full scale analysis
But I'm bringing my Trojan, cause she may have a worm or some nasty virus

I know I have the skills, but I never updated my nerves
I wanna copy and paste my lips off of mine onto hers.

I would climb the highest firewall, just to be her man.. Maybe then she'd understand. I want her to give me all the permissions and full access to her LAN. I must be going insane to think she's let me be the controller of her sophisticated domain.

I bet you'd never guess for her I'd format my life and Clear out the mess, Oh yes!! a totally new and tweaked O/S.


So I turned on my anti-virus, what's the worse should could do to me?
Asked her number and she shut me down. Literally.
Well, believe it or not.. she's just another slot.. and even though she broke apart my heart? I'll just move onto the next girl. Time.. to restart/

[longsock]

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http://gawker.com/5824287/read-a-dis...gnation-letter

[BaggedGLI]

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What did we do last night you ask?