Monday Humor

[VWSM]

Life with Dad...
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange
and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.



When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? '


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. In his classic style, he did
not bat an eye in his response:

'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'

[BaggedGLI]

Re: Monday Humor

HAHA i heard this one today only it was with a parrot

[VWSM]

Re: Monday Humor

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'