useless thursday thread.

[VWSM]

i can understand:
Richard = Dick
Robert = Bob
Saul = Paul
but how do you get Jack out of a Samuel ??

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

second common letter through out. duh lol

[timdog]

Re: useless thursday thread.

wait, you can understand Richard=Dick? because I sure can't.

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

Most richards are total dicks

[Canadian Turbo]

Re: useless thursday thread.

But are most Dicks, Richards?

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

All dicks are Richards.

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

find out more here:

"Dear Straight Dope:

Which Dick came first?

OK, so if this isn't too crude of an opener, I will explain myself. My question is a simple one, but one that has troubled me for many years. I am puzzled as to which of these events occurred:

1. Someone (somebody had to be first didn't they?) named Richard thought it was a grand idea to go by a nickname which was also slang for the male genitalia "penis."

2. Penis slang was personified for someone nicknamed Dick who perhaps resembled in appearance or actions the male genitalia.

3. Some "coincidence" which cannot be explained.

Adding to the uniqueness of this nickname is that Dick only shares two letters with Richard. Can you imagine for example "Pussy" being an acceptable nickname for Priscilla. Or "Tits" for Theresa. Perhaps "Ass" for Osama is on the way into the language and we don't even know it yet. --Justin aka "Kneecap""


http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdick.html

[Duby T]

Re: useless thursday thread.

You have way too much time to kill Ryan

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

Do you call your girl "tit's" pablo?

[Duby T]

Re: useless thursday thread.

Do you call your girl "tit's" pablo?

[Dubsport Inc]

Re: useless thursday thread.

Most richards are total dicks

I will remember that next time you come in for work!

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

I will remember that next time you come in for work!

Most


P.S. I forgots about you lol (you special).

[nordex]

Re: useless thursday thread.

"Adding to the uniqueness of this nickname is that Dick only shares two letters with Richard. Can you imagine for example "Pussy" being an acceptable nickname for Priscilla. Or "Tits" for Theresa. Perhaps "Ass" for Osama is on the way into the language and we don't even know it yet. --Justin aka "Kneecap"""