Alberta

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Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about
> Albertans:
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
> May, you live in Alberta.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
> they don't work there, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live
> in Alberta.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> who dialed a wrong number, you live in Alberta.
>
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the
> weekend, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
> you live in Alberta.
>
> If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and
> back again in the same day, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
> blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
> leave both unlocked, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
> use them, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit, you live in Alberta.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> filled with snow, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
> and road construction, you live in Alberta.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
> live in Alberta.
>
> If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live
> in Alberta.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
> all your Alberta friends, you live in Alberta.
>

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Re: Alberta

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
> and road construction, you live in Alberta.

is my fav part, saw this posted on beyond last year, but still get a laugh everytime