Joke Section

[VWSM]

i'll start.
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.....

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "Fascinate" in a setence.

Molly put up her hand & said, "My family went to my grandad's farm, & we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating".

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating"

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City & was fascinated"

The teacher said, Well, that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',....so she called on him.



Johnny said,..."My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only 'FASTEN EIGHT'!!!!

The teacher sat down & cried.

[JustALilBit]

Re: Joke Section

That little johnny...
Lol that was good

[gtx]

Re: Joke Section

here's one:south texas

There's this school down in South Texas where there are very few white kids, mostly all Mexican. The teacher was asking for the kids to identify famous quotes. She asked, "Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, but she calls on Maria, who answers, "John F Kennedy."
Then, she asks "Who said, 'I have a dream...'?"
Little Johnny raises his hands, both of them, and waves them around, but she calls on Juan, who says, "Martin Luther King."
This continues with quotes from Winston Churchill and other notable historians. Finally, the bell rings, and in the confusion and noise of the kids leaving the classroom, a voice from the back of the room yells, "To hell with all those Mexicans."
The teacher hollers out, "Who said that!"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and replies, "Davy Crockett, at the Alamo."