Ok so I was at the beer gardens tonight, sneak a peek.. I was with 2 girls and we were waiting on a call from my best bud and his lacrosse team.
Eventually we met up, headed to nashville and the fat ass bouncer wouldn't let me in, apparently I was "too drunk". He told me to come back another night, to which i responded many vulgar things, including how he was a virgin and could not see his own penis in the shower... (This guy was a fat ****** mess..)
I just noticed I have like 6 or 7 cuts in my hand, not sure where they came from I guess I'll ask the girls I'm workin with tomorrow...
Anyways, goodnight eurodrivers, hope u have more fun at the stampede than I did...
Eventually we met up, headed to nashville and the fat ass bouncer wouldn't let me in, apparently I was "too drunk". He told me to come back another night, to which i responded many vulgar things, including how he was a virgin and could not see his own penis in the shower... (This guy was a fat ****** mess..)
I just noticed I have like 6 or 7 cuts in my hand, not sure where they came from I guess I'll ask the girls I'm workin with tomorrow...
Anyways, goodnight eurodrivers, hope u have more fun at the stampede than I did...
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