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Name: Brent
His: '04 TDI Golf Mods: None If it's smoken it ain't broken
Family: '15 Jetta Sportwagon
Fun car: '92 Blue Karmann Crabby Cabby Mods: Coils, front and rear swaybars, LED interior lights and some other old things.
location: graeme's parents' hot tub.
time.. god.. minimum 6 years ago. roughly 3 AM or something.
event: graeme with a tight asian girl on his lap, half chubbed, using his hands as a bra. *EDIT* on her bare tits.
location: my mothers house.
time: loosely 5 years ago.
event: graeme projectile vomiting chocolate all over her kitchen sink
location: my friend kevin's jeep, then my friend colin's parents' house.
time: loosely 5 years ago, just before midnight
event: graeme gets out of jeep, starts peeing on lawn. jess, standing in doorway as Colin's father, a police officer, opens door. he somehow missed the fact that graeme was taking a huge drunken piss on his lawn.
i once convinced this chick that wandered over to the table graeme and i were at that he had a 9 inch cock (obviously not true) that was as thick as his wrists. then my insano ex girlfriend stomped over and told her to **** off.
graeme was cockblocked hard. way worse than smashing up allroad.
i once convinced this chick that wandered over to the table graeme and i were at that he had a 9 inch cock (obviously not true) that was as thick as his wrists. then my insano ex girlfriend stomped over and told her to **** off.
graeme was cockblocked hard. way worse than smashing up allroad.
great story brah!
Originally posted by RedMile
Don't bug the receiver though, he's far to busy to help you out.
Originally posted by Smarty39
haha, thanks man...I take it you're the receiver lol?
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