Ordered a few EBay items

[aliencurv]

the s4 is a nice looking car but it totally lacks aggressive appearaerance and jdm handling. expeciallaly since i'm a way more skilled driver then the car requires. even the manual has no mention of skilled drivers like myself (i.e. drifting in intersections and jumps).

so i ordered a few items to help people know i mean business and so that i can use my race car driver skills without worrying about the car losing control.

- handling
- appearenance
- exhaust
- safety
- turbos suck and replace supercharger motor with this motor
- drift enhnacement
- race car ready


Happy friday everyone!

[MusicalGenius]

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Hah! Hah! Hah!

[aliencurv]

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i should add that if anyone has any further suggestions for special race parts (preferrrably jdm) then let me know. for those that don't know, jdm is the japense race market. it's pretty underground in canada but in japanese land it's super normal to have a jdm.

[R_Ethug]

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your car has caught teh gay

[MusicalGenius]

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You sir are hilarious.

[Speed Cat]

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Is this a joke..???

[stefan]

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in japanese land it's super normal to have a jdm.

lol, the Japanese domestic market is common place in japan? who'd a thunk?

I think the wing is too small. You should go for a double.

[DiscountRealtor]

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speed cat forgot to turn his sarcasm detector on this morning.

[Orvis]

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Hehe! That was awesome!!

speed cat forgot to turn his sarcasm detector on this morning.

Maybe he didn't click on the links.

[Speed Cat]

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speed cat forgot to turn his sarcasm detector on this morning.

Lol

no no its a funny thing cause i when i woke up i had to move my car out of the parkade for the cleaners, and as i was walking towards my 1er it dawned on me... Like a huge red light when on in my head"my car would be so sick with a huge wing on the back, i mean i got to find a way to keep all 400 pony's planted to the ground... Then i thought about the red light in my head and said"yes" out loud neon red lights under my car to go with my sedona red.... Sick!!!!!!

So it must be fate that u posted all those cool wings and ebay stuff...

[aliencurv]

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Lol

no no its a funny thing cause i when i woke up i had to move my car out of the parkade for the cleaners, and as i was walking towards my 1er it dawned on me... Like a huge red light when on in my head"my car would be so sick with a huge wing on the back, i mean i got to find a way to keep all 400 pony's planted to the ground... Then i thought about the red light in my head and said"yes" out loud neon red lights under my car to go with my sedona red.... Sick!!!!!!

So it must be fate that u posted all those cool wings and ebay stuff...

dooo it!!! JDM!

the reason i wrote it was because i couldn't stop laughing to myself this week. I had this old friend pop by the other day. He's all JDM now. JDM hats and JDM socks. I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. But, what i got from it was he has an MR2 and in Japan every car is a race car. So by importing the car to north america makes it even better. And I think I also understand that "drifting is king". And his motorbike is faster then every car on the road so "shut up ricer". Also, it's best to buy everything Greddy if you own a JDM because Greddy is also "king".

So that paragraph might have confused you; if so, good! Because the real conversation confused me more.

JDM R0X!!!11111eleven

[Speed Cat]

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Thats it JDM custom license plate... On my bm to go with my new wing and red lights..... Hehe

[RSS]

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I did not see any mention of a fart can exhaust it must be no less than 5" in diameter

[aliencurv]

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I did not see any mention of a fart can exhaust it must be no less than 5" in diameter

lol that would require modifying the vehicle which could ruin my warranty. so the turbo whistle maker performance mod is warranty safe. i checked with the dealer.. they said if they install it, they'll warranty it.

[fazda]

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lol at first i was like wtf, then i lol'd