January Meeting - Calgary

[popp]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Stupid caps lock

[VwSweetHeart]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

tHERE IS NO "RETAIL" ON MEMBER SHIP FEES, SO "0" + 45% WORKS FOR ME.

Definition:
Retail price - The total price charged for a product sold to a customer, which includes the manufacturer's cost plus a retail markup.
http://financial-dictionary.thefreed...m/Retail+price

You (Alex, the customer), buy a product (a small card saying you are a member of this club) for a price which includes the manufacturer's cost ($0.00) plus a retail mark up (whatever is decided the membership fee's are)

For your lack of knowledge plus your over confidence, you're membership fee's are now Retail + 65%...

[P Arkus]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Stupid caps lock

Alex...

[popp]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Definition:
Retail price - The total price charged for a product sold to a customer, which includes the manufacturer's cost plus a retail markup.
http://financial-dictionary.thefreed...m/Retail+price

You (Alex, the customer), buy a product (a small card saying you are a member of this club) for a price which includes the manufacturer's cost ($0.00) plus a retail mark up (whatever is decided the membership fee's are)

For your lack of knowledge plus your over confidence, you're membership fee's are now Retail + 65%...

FAIL!

when joining/renewing membership to a club, you are never considered a "customer" nor ever referred to as a customer, nor is there ever any "product" exchanged. the "card" saying you are a member is exactly that, if said card is lost, it will be re-issued without re-paying......if it was "product", a "replacement" fee/cost would be charged.

To simplify it for you,

- If you buy a dildo for Patryk's sweet sixteen birthday, and Patryk "loses" it in the act, the store you bought said dildo from will not give you another replacement dildo for free, you will have to pay monies again to buy a new or used one.

- If Patryk pays monies for the dildo of the month club, the owner/book-keeper/president of said club will give him a "card" to "prove" that monies was exchanged and to cover his/hers own ass, he/she may write Patryk's name in a "ledger" for proof that he payed and for how many Months he can enjoy new dildo's for. If Patryk was to lose said card, then a new card would happily and freely be given to Patryk at no expensive to him or his family.

The moral of the story is that club memberships are not "products" and there for no "mark up" or "retail" prices can be given. Member ship "fees" are a set price pulled out of the air or maybe even decided by a best of 7 or maybe even best of 11 rock, paper, scissors match which usually will include the president of said club and a stripper, lady of the night, or possibly a half Mormon half Tasmanian midget or "little person" if you don't like midgets.

SOOOOOO.................... Patryk's prices are now inflated retail + 85%..........If Patryk was smart he'd get you to stop standing up for him.







I LOVE LAMP!

[Triple G]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

[R_Ethug]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

hahah that made my day alex!!!!!!

remember i'm the vice pres so i also accept your monies but i jack the fees up even higher

[longsock]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

wow hahahahaha awesome

[MusicalGenius]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Alex = win

[P Arkus]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Blair said no........i know, i say we revolt and get a new more lenient leader......how bout tracy?

Well lets take it back to square one there Alex. You want Tracy as a leader...you did not specify which Tracy. This is the only Tracy in the club that visits the forums everyday, therefore it is reasonably understandable that most people would think you mean her. Moving on, as the leader of the club, she has the choice of making the rules.

To simplify this for you...

If she chooses to sell you this card as a "product", SHE CAN! It would be treated similarily to a transit pass. If you misplace or lose this card, you WILL NOT be getting another one for free. You would have to pay more monies in order to receive a replacement, and keep enjoying the benefits of owning this card. Since you nominated her to be this leader, this is what would happen.

But dont feel too let down, with that "retail" price of the card and the mark up, we would throw in a promotional dildo for YOU to have and enjoy. This way, when you come back saying you lost your card and want another one free, we can remind you that you got a dildo and you can go f*ck yourself, pay us more monies and get another card. and NO you will not be receiving another promotional dildo.

[dJ]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

lol.....wow.....this is amazing lol.

[stef2.7t]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

That clearly has toooo much thought put into it.

[Mantis]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

I think I need some popcorn (the real stuff, not that replica crap)

[popp]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Well lets take it back to square one there Alex. You want Tracy as a leader...you did not specify which Tracy. This is the only Tracy in the club that visits the forums everyday, therefore it is reasonably understandable that most Monkeys would think you mean her. Moving on, as the leader of the club, she has the choice of making the rules.

BLA BLA BLA.......I like my dildo of the month dildo I got.....BLA BLA BLA

Everyone knows there is another "tracy" that may or may not visit this forum who doesn't post........so your taking it back to square one is a mute point as your square one involves dildo's and/or Jeff and dildo's and as much as we all love Tracy (VWsweetheart), we know she could never be the leader of this club as she has to always be on call in case she needs to rush you to the hospital because of one of your "lets see if this fits up there" accidents........ remember the Last one you posted of yourself? We all love you Patryk, and we are ok with your lifestyle, but there is NO reason for you bringing Tracy into this and quite frankly we are all alittle flabbergasted that you would pull a stunt like this. I was about to watch the world series of beer pong at the Flamingo in Vegas, but now i'm so upset I cannot root for my favorite team who actually won the world series of beer pong last year named "we own your face"........ Thanks Patryk, I hope your happy. Instead i've been told by the wife that "making a baby" is the only way I can take my mind off this epic catastrophe.


Patryk now gets to buy stuff at Matrix for Retail x 2 + 95% + 35% re-stocking fee...........

[R_Ethug]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

no clicky the first one

[MusicalGenius]

Re: January Meeting - Calgary

Patryk now gets to buy stuff at Matrix for Retail x 2 + 95% + 35% re-stocking fee + 200% gratuity...........

Fixed that for ya.